Can't Turn A H*e Into A Housewife - Kiffin Leaves Oxford

Lane Kiffin is gone. After what might be the greatest regular season in modern Ole Miss history, he’s headed to LSU. He reportedly offered to coach us through the playoff; Keith Carter shut it down. Pete Golding is stepping in, and whispers say Kiffin’s staff is already bleeding toward Baton Rouge under a “take it or leave it” banner. As a Rebels fan, I’m terrified. One more committee shuffle and they could drop us out of the Top 8, rip away our home playoff game, or worse. We’re staring down Florida State 2.0. This is the Ole Miss experience distilled. We finally get here—and our coach walks out the door wearing purple and gold. Hold me, Rebels. Hotty Toddy anyway.